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Humour: Psychiatric Hotline
Posted on Wednesday, April 03 @ 20:19:27 BST by Neomie |
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Debbie writes "While searching some Trich sites I stumbled across this and laughed my head off.Well,smiled anyway
Psychiatric Hotline.
"Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
"If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.
"If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.
"If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
"If you are paranoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
"If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
"If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press.
No-one will answer.
"If you are a trichster,
please stop trying to pull the buttons off the phone!"
I hope that made you smile :o)"
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