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Humour: Just for fun ANTI STRESS DIET
Posted on Thursday, April 11 @ 21:38:26 BST by Neomie |
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spinner writes "I found this on another web site and found it quite amusing. I give no quarentees that the diet works though.
Anti-stress diet
BREAKFAST-1 garapefruit, 1 slice whole wheat toast, 1 cup skimmed milk.
LUNCH-small portion lean, steamed chicken with cup of spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 biscuit.
AFTERNOON TEA-the rest of the biscuits from the packet, 1 tub ice-cream with choc chip topping, 1 jar nutella
DINNER-4 bottles red wine, 2 loaves garlic bread, 1 family sized supreme pizza, 3 snickers bars.
LATE NIGHT SNACK-whole frozen cheesecake(straight from the freezer)
DIET RULES
1. If no-one sees you eating it, it has no calories
2. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do
3. When drinking a diet coke with a chocolate bar, the fat in the chocolate bar is cancelled out by the diet coke
4. Food used for medical purposes do not count (eg hot chocolate, cheesecake, vodka)
5. cinema related foods have zero calorie count as they are part of the entertainment package and not counted as food intake (eg popcorn, maltesers, coke)
6. if you fatten up those around you, you will look thinner
And remember
STRESSED SPELT BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS
Note: n.b. Webmaster's note : I'm sure none of you will take this seriously but if you did, it might have serious consequences for your trich and if John Kender catches you there'll be no telling what the consequences may be!"
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Article Rating
Average Score: 4.77
Votes: 22
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Re: Just for fun ANTI STRESS DIET (Score: 1)
by reka108 on Saturday, April 13 @ 20:05:42 BST
(User Info | Send a Message) | This is great! From now on, whenever I feel STRESSED I will remember that in fact I want to eat some DESSERTS! (maybe something low on sugar:-)
Reka |
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Re: Just for fun ANTI STRESS DIET (Score: 1)
by kam on Friday, May 21 @ 02:41:15 BST
(User Info | Send a Message | Journal) | You know I think this works, I have been on a similar diet most days of my exams and I am feeling a little better for it.
:) thanx for the smiles you gave me with this one |
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Re: Just for fun ANTI STRESS DIET (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30 @ 07:27:21 GMT | | This is great. I think I relaxed just reading it. Bravo. |
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