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Humour: Trisha The Trichster in Post Holiday Hammocks
Posted on Friday, January 31 @ 13:58:57 GMT by Neomie |
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Hey guys, it’s Trisha, back again as promised for another of my monthly moans.
I am not just having problems shifting those extra pounds after Christmas: My bottom has become the butt of the universe. Seriously, the earth’s waste stops here. I am carrying the heaving, lolloping waste of the world. I need a bra for my butt!
Talking of bras, I have the hammocked Himalayas strapped to my chest too. You have no idea.
How do I shift this weight?
As for bald patches, I don’t have a parting, I have a left-already.
All in all, January is not the month for me!
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